There's no drumroll or trumpet that goes off when you've made the biggest decision of your life. Sometimes, you don't even know you've made them.
- Beyoncé Knowles

rick-sanchez:

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

· GO OFF

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

· omfg